Well this is awkward...

Title: The Warrior’s Boy
Type: Friendship, Romance, Snark, PreSlash, Episodic, Hidden Scenes
Rating: NC-17
Fandom: Spartacus: Vengeance
Pairing: Agron/Nasir (post-Tiberius)
Setting: Some time after Episode 4 “Empty Hands”, and perhaps as an alternative to events in Episode 5 “Libertus” (published prior to the airing of Episode 5).
Word Count: 5052
Summary: Having arrived past Vesuvius after leaving the first villa that they sequestered and rescuing Naevia, the rebels have now reformed as a united number and taken residence at yet another overpowered residence. Nasir is recovering, though finding his enforced bed rest tiresome. He has an apology to make to Agron, and not just for the light he shed on their lie to Crixus. The Syrian has had prying eyes, and yet Agron might not be so displeased by that as first thought. Romance and masculine loveliness ensues.

{ The Warrior’s Boy - Chapter 1 }

I get up to check my email today and see this article in the normal queue: Don’t Take A Woman Here!

These articles are usually pretty good with their listed articles.  That was actually one of the journalistic techniques I learned to hone in the last quarter at college.

First, this article is way too broad to be accurate at all.  The places they say to avoid are sports bars, theme parks, chain restaurants, gross comedies, paintball, and meeting their mother.  Of course, I agree with the chain restaurant and meeting the mother thing as something to avoid.

All the others, though?  I love sports, roller coasters, rude humor, and messy athletic fun.  This article is made mostly of things I would love to do on a first date.  Why would someone write an article saying that every woman is a prissy, uptight bitch who doesn’t know how to have fun?  

C’mon, Yahoo, you can do better than this.  Please hang up and try again.